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Paul Bronks   @SlenderSherbet   over 1 year ago

"missed me, you big stripy fuck" https://t.co/XRsONIyqn0

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DAILY KITTEN   @DAILY_KITTEN_   over 1 year ago

Cat with raincoat CAT WITH RAINCOAT!!!! https://t.co/G07AQaEUxM

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Berlin 🐋💨   @berleezy   8 months ago

Will dropped the gem of a lifetime https://t.co/gCIjcPQnO2

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Mike Bird   @Birdyword   7 months ago

In locked down Wuhan, teachers use an app called DingTalk to set homework. Kids realised if it got enough one-star… https://t.co/gBKaKLmPmD

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Nyarlathotep but gay   @gaybookgeek   over 2 years ago

I just discovered the BEST thing. Folks, folks! You know that break between paragraphs when you get a scene chang… https://t.co/B9MmD4eI4z

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magpie, online   @the_magp1e   5 months ago

When your cat levels up: https://t.co/E4jCEubEUy

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This morning, after six years of pouring my life into the mission, the staff, and the creators of @kickstarter, I w… https://t.co/5w999Qt0Zg

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Ross McCulloch   @Rossmac212   over 3 years ago

What a great ending😀 https://t.co/M5HCbk44w8

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Awwwww   @AwwwwCats   11 months ago

Cat Realizes She Has Ears! https://t.co/iPvNsqMJF8

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It's only a murder of crows if there's probable caws

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Mike Drucker   @MikeDrucker   over 1 year ago

Twitter is fun because you get to be like, “Ducks are good” and someone in your mentions will go, “Um, I’m sorry bu… https://t.co/OD4IQQ5XuI

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Chris Donovan   @chrisdonovan   over 4 years ago

If you read only one thing about #MuhammadAli, read what he wrote in his memoir about how he wanted to be remembered https://t.co/J1EdeX2lLC

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Paul Bronks   @SlenderSherbet   over 1 year ago

The great hunter, nature's most efficient killing machine. He stalks his prey, undetected, and pounces, slaying wit… https://t.co/GSXgYFTO1R

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Megan Tennant   @_Megan_Tennant   over 1 year ago

📍writers | _ _ _ _ _ _ | 📍useful. | filenames | _ _ _ _ _ __| | 📍Draft | 📍Fin… https://t.co/rhuimBDhoo

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Fluff Society   @FluffSociety   almost 3 years ago

"Squirrel tries to hide nut in dog" https://t.co/VH0niWHxSG

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Aaron Stewart-Ahn   @somebadideas   almost 4 years ago

Hayao Miyazaki doesn't have time for your dehumanizing, virtual bullshit. The greatest thing I've seen in 2016. Via… https://t.co/zOQAntJEwz

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delrayser   @delrayser   over 3 years ago

guys I've done it, I've found the new universal New Yorker cartoon caption https://t.co/6YSneLvmj6

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josef   @josefkenny   over 2 years ago

i present to you all. my latest masterwork: the ELEANOR RIGBY BATTLE THEME https://t.co/JdxBjC2LmE

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Ian Chan   @chanian   7 months ago

🤯 The origin/making of the Seinfeld theme. So much to unpack here... First: This dude. Second: He re-recorded it… https://t.co/WeWP8xHCmC

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Bradley Whitford   @WhitfordBradley   almost 2 years ago

For a guy who’s a judge, Brett Kavanaugh seems to really hate the idea of going through a fair, methodical process… https://t.co/xUnvZOdJOi

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Pixelated Boat   @pixelatedboat   about 3 years ago

Amazing post. Zuckerberg is going to extraordinary lengths to connect with average Americans. https://t.co/ELBXean4rw

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Patrick Searle   @Patrick4ONT   over 4 years ago

If you haven't watched this, I think it's Obama at his best. It's Obama, on gun control, 9 days ago. #Orlando https://t.co/QDi17DxjiS

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Ben Simo   @QualityFrog   4 months ago

Q: When I was 4, my sister was 2. I am now 44. How old is my sister? Programmer: 44 - (4 - 2) = 42 Tester: https://t.co/0g4i3Q9ugn

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Kasper Hawser   @Gossenphilosoph   about 3 years ago

Using salt circle runes to trap an A.I. car is possibly the most cyberpunk thing ever. https://t.co/4ckbQlMyBS

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Franchesca Ramsey   @chescaleigh   about 3 years ago

"No" does not mean "convince me"

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