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Edgar Allan Foe   @blacksmoke1033   over 1 year ago

This cretin has been dropping sticks down our chimney for weeks and today he finally accidentally dropped himself,… https://t.co/soMWLIuJE2

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🐈   @catsu   over 1 year ago

he protecc but he also attacc https://t.co/wgyHptFbAn

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Alex Andreou   @sturdyAlex   9 months ago

This BBC advertising for Dracula is genius. A series of bloody stakes protruding from a billboard. Seemingly rando… https://t.co/iC4xTlp1us

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Patrick Barel   @patch72   8 months ago

Today's date is a palindrome ;-) No matter what date format you use: DDMMYYYY = 02022020 MMDDYYYY = 02022020 YYYYMM… https://t.co/NmaEOOJ3il

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Tezz   @SwaggedOut_Taco   about 1 month ago

My porch light kept coming on and I was wondering why. I go to the door to see what's up thinking it could be a dee… https://t.co/d02xyIXysL

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Michael Harris   @MichaelH_PhD   6 months ago

Somebody suggested my wife should make a toilet paper cake. So she did. https://t.co/8aqoRRevMb

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Alvadrug ಠ_ಠ   @alvaroga91   almost 3 years ago

140: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 280: \\  \ \ (ツ)   \ < ⌒ヽ    /   へ \    /  /  \ \    レ ノ    ヽ_つ   / /   / /|  ( (ヽ  | | 、… https://t.co/LpvBEhEOtT

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Steve Stewart-Williams   @SteveStuWill   9 months ago

Holy crap, this is incredible: A dog playing Jenga. Turn-taking, fine motor control, apparent understanding of the… https://t.co/IQs5Suztfu

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ً   @rxmchls   7 months ago

Ok this is sick. And satisfying. https://t.co/xgoaqr198t

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Jack Fox   @Jacklouisfox   9 months ago

The best thing you will see all day. https://t.co/FAHh8uiALP

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Living the dream https://t.co/qmC1sKyO3R

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My friend’s entire company is locked out of their WeWork office because an umbrella fell, jamming the door. No on… https://t.co/zuUGXtAvOB

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Elliot Blake   @elliotblake   about 3 years ago

My kids made a freestanding ring out of Pringles using only the laws of physics to hold it together. Take that, int… https://t.co/66AkAfemT5

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Andrea Dubé   @AndDube   over 3 years ago

Thank you, internet, thank you. 😂 #Covfefe https://t.co/yLu8KOWsXP

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🐈   @catsu   over 1 year ago


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I just saw a TikTok that called the stock market “a graph of rich people feelings” and that’s the most accurate thi… https://t.co/KOFN9xbs2l

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HUMOROUS ANIMALS   @CUTEFUNNYANIMAL   over 2 years ago

When your cat has a pet of its own https://t.co/l5Xgzgs94q

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ME: *makes typo while entering a number* EXCEL: WAS THAT A DATE ME: no I meant t- EXCEL: THAT WAS A FUCKING DATE… https://t.co/z5VnuvoJM1

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Mike Sakasegawa   @sakeriver   about 2 years ago

Today as I was walking home after my run I saw a large lemon rolling down the hill. It kept rolling for about a qua… https://t.co/YoTW43eitb

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Charlie Hennessy   @CharlieBinbags   over 2 years ago

Astonishing week. 8 days ago I was given an old phone. I joined #Twitter. Now I have 961 new friends, people ha… https://t.co/81XStHEEMr

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Matthew Anderson   @MattAndersonBBC   about 4 years ago

Things native English speakers know, but don't know we know: https://t.co/Ex0Ui9oBSL

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A Small Fiction   @ASmallFiction   about 1 year ago

"Do you have a magic spell to return someone to life?" she said. "No," the witch said, "I'm sorry." "Oh." "Why d… https://t.co/JIfDXynqUA

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Twitter   @twitter   over 4 years ago

Starting in 🇦🇺 on 3/21 and moving across the 🌍, we thank you for 10 incredible years. Love, Twitter #LoveTwitter https://t.co/pH4WWdgK6q

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Grace   @gracearnprie   over 2 years ago

my mom used to watch jeopardy early on a different city’s channel so that when she would watch it w my dad later sh… https://t.co/YCQN1RzIjT

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Sarah Andersen   @SarahCAndersen   about 2 years ago


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