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Mike Bird   @Birdyword   7 months ago

In locked down Wuhan, teachers use an app called DingTalk to set homework. Kids realised if it got enough one-star… https://t.co/gBKaKLmPmD

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Nyarlathotep but gay   @gaybookgeek   over 2 years ago

I just discovered the BEST thing. Folks, folks! You know that break between paragraphs when you get a scene chang… https://t.co/B9MmD4eI4z

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darth™   @darth   over 1 year ago

. <⌒/ヽ-、__ /<_/____/  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ <⌒/ヽ-、__ /<_/____/  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ∧_∧ (・o・)"2019?” _| ⊃/(___ / └-… https://t.co/M7xI6JOdn0

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Elliot Blake   @elliotblake   about 3 years ago

My kids made a freestanding ring out of Pringles using only the laws of physics to hold it together. Take that, int… https://t.co/66AkAfemT5

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Meredith Frost   @MeredithFrost   over 4 years ago

Muhammad Ali dodges 21 punches in 10 seconds. #TheGreatest https://t.co/EKyKFBNn84

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Berlin 🐋💨   @berleezy   8 months ago

Will dropped the gem of a lifetime https://t.co/gCIjcPQnO2

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Kroony   @DeKroonCat   about 4 years ago


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Sexy: I’m a lawyer I make $75,000 a year Real: I own a plumbing company, I make $670,000 You know how many peopl… https://t.co/D1yqxxHZKc

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Paul Bronks   @SlenderSherbet   over 1 year ago

The great hunter, nature's most efficient killing machine. He stalks his prey, undetected, and pounces, slaying wit… https://t.co/GSXgYFTO1R

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Pigeon Fancier   @isabelzawtun   over 1 year ago

Men naming their sons after them is a classic case of slapping your name on a completed project after someone else did all the work

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Eric Smith   @ericsmithrocks   over 1 year ago

I quit drinking coffee back in December for health reasons, so here's my thinkpiece on living my best life without… https://t.co/mpPZFRFIPz

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It's only a murder of crows if there's probable caws

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This morning, after six years of pouring my life into the mission, the staff, and the creators of @kickstarter, I w… https://t.co/5w999Qt0Zg

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HUMOROUS ANIMALS   @CUTEFUNNYANIMAL   over 2 years ago

When your cat has a pet of its own https://t.co/l5Xgzgs94q

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Living the dream https://t.co/qmC1sKyO3R

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Ben Simo   @QualityFrog   4 months ago

Q: When I was 4, my sister was 2. I am now 44. How old is my sister? Programmer: 44 - (4 - 2) = 42 Tester: https://t.co/0g4i3Q9ugn

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Oded Rechavi 🦉   @OdedRechavi   about 1 year ago

Every PhD project https://t.co/osL5RitNaC

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32BJ SEIU   @32BJSEIU   over 1 year ago

It’s tea time: ) ) ) ) ( ) ) _(___(____)____(___(__ _ \ If you ca… https://t.co/vhrOZWDKpW

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Andrea Dubé   @AndDube   over 3 years ago

Thank you, internet, thank you. 😂 #Covfefe https://t.co/yLu8KOWsXP

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josef   @josefkenny   over 2 years ago

i present to you all. my latest masterwork: the ELEANOR RIGBY BATTLE THEME https://t.co/JdxBjC2LmE

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Eva   @evacide   over 2 years ago

It’s 2018 and I’ve stopped being impressed by people who are smart and started being impressed by people who are kind.

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DAILY KITTEN   @DAILY_KITTEN_   over 1 year ago

Cat with raincoat CAT WITH RAINCOAT!!!! https://t.co/G07AQaEUxM

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'''''☂'''''   @Elurchin   almost 3 years ago

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Amelia Tait   @ameliargh   over 2 years ago

please know that i have replied to your email in my heart

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Something I've discovered as I've gotten older that I didn't understand when I was young: Being an asshole is easy… https://t.co/0WCAgZeKT9

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