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🐈   @catsu   over 1 year ago

he protecc but he also attacc https://t.co/wgyHptFbAn

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This is it, this is the image of the year https://t.co/ekvTVxJVBD

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ً   @rxmchls   7 months ago

Ok this is sick. And satisfying. https://t.co/xgoaqr198t

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Patrick Barel   @patch72   8 months ago

Today's date is a palindrome ;-) No matter what date format you use: DDMMYYYY = 02022020 MMDDYYYY = 02022020 YYYYMM… https://t.co/NmaEOOJ3il

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ME: *makes typo while entering a number* EXCEL: WAS THAT A DATE ME: no I meant t- EXCEL: THAT WAS A FUCKING DATE… https://t.co/z5VnuvoJM1

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Maud Bernabé   @MaudBernab   about 3 years ago

Goodbye Mufasa. I'm the King now. https://t.co/u7B1gMEAaL

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Mike Sakasegawa   @sakeriver   about 2 years ago

Today as I was walking home after my run I saw a large lemon rolling down the hill. It kept rolling for about a qua… https://t.co/YoTW43eitb

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A Small Fiction   @ASmallFiction   about 1 year ago

"Do you have a magic spell to return someone to life?" she said. "No," the witch said, "I'm sorry." "Oh." "Why d… https://t.co/JIfDXynqUA

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Mike Drucker   @MikeDrucker   over 1 year ago

Twitter is fun because you get to be like, “Ducks are good” and someone in your mentions will go, “Um, I’m sorry bu… https://t.co/OD4IQQ5XuI

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Mikki Kendall   @Karnythia   about 3 years ago

And this kids is how I know "unskilled" labor is a bullshit excuse to pay less. Can you peel a watermelon? https://t.co/hV49huHWq8

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Megan Tennant   @_Megan_Tennant   over 1 year ago

📍writers | _ _ _ _ _ _ | 📍useful. | filenames | _ _ _ _ _ __| | 📍Draft | 📍Fin… https://t.co/rhuimBDhoo

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Paul Bronks   @SlenderSherbet   over 1 year ago

"missed me, you big stripy fuck" https://t.co/XRsONIyqn0

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Downtown Josh Brown   @ReformedBroker   over 3 years ago

no...no way...NO WAY! NO! Yes! YEEEEESSSS!!! https://t.co/ERmn0MN6qz

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Coastal Liberal Discreet   @DiscreetLatino   over 2 years ago

・ 。 ☆∴。 *  ・゚*。★・   ・ *゚。   *   ・ ゚*。・゚★。    ☆゚・。°*. ゚   ゚。·*・。 ゚*    ゚ *.。☆。★ ・   * ☆ 。・゚*.。      * ★ ゚・。 * 。… https://t.co/o7Fe0o1Xss

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Ian Chan   @chanian   7 months ago

🤯 The origin/making of the Seinfeld theme. So much to unpack here... First: This dude. Second: He re-recorded it… https://t.co/WeWP8xHCmC

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🐈   @catsu   over 1 year ago


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magpie, online   @the_magp1e   5 months ago

When your cat levels up: https://t.co/E4jCEubEUy

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My wife and I recently got married and decided that neither of us would change our last names. Some people disagree… https://t.co/9yjQCTMtmx

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Bradley Whitford   @WhitfordBradley   almost 2 years ago

For a guy who’s a judge, Brett Kavanaugh seems to really hate the idea of going through a fair, methodical process… https://t.co/xUnvZOdJOi

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Charlie Hennessy   @CharlieBinbags   over 2 years ago

Astonishing week. 8 days ago I was given an old phone. I joined #Twitter. Now I have 961 new friends, people ha… https://t.co/81XStHEEMr

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Awwwww   @AwwwwCats   11 months ago

Cat Realizes She Has Ears! https://t.co/iPvNsqMJF8

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Sarah Andersen   @SarahCAndersen   about 2 years ago


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Alvadrug ಠ_ಠ   @alvaroga91   almost 3 years ago

140: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 280: \\  \ \ (ツ)   \ < ⌒ヽ    /   へ \    /  /  \ \    レ ノ    ヽ_つ   / /   / /|  ( (ヽ  | | 、… https://t.co/LpvBEhEOtT

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Carol   @Carols10cents   about 4 years ago

1998: - Don't get in strangers' cars - Don't meet ppl from internet 2016: - Literally summon strangers from internet to get in their car

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